Breathtaking news from Japan, November 1, 1995


(AMP) Nov 1- TOKYO The stock market has been shaken by the latest rumor about the famous Genesis rock band. After falling down sharply when Phil Collins declared his will to give Swiss a chance, departing from his booming cooperation with the actual music makers in the group, the markets in Asia and the Pacific Rim recovered as soon as the name of the replacement has been declared. Well-informed sources very very near to Tony Banks and Michael Rutherford (their socks, that is) told AMP the new guy is MAURIZIO MORABITO, a young, promising researcher in Tsukuba, Ibaraki, famous for his unfulfilled promises and found-nothing research. It seems TB, MR and PC heard MM's screams out of a Karaoke bar, and noticed the lack of feline population in an area of 30 square miles around. Finally a Peter-Gabriel-class vocalist has been found again, an "unknown" Genesis fan in Tsukuba declared
(AMP)

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